May 2013
Moving Units - "Crash 'n Burn Victims" →
Am I going too fast
I never wanted to waste the gas
You wanted to go there
I wanted it too
And now we’re all in a cast
They say in heaven the first shall be last
But that was a comeback
For people who dream that we’re angels
We’re so vain
forever-classyx:
Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked. Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want. If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back! It’s just common courtesy, I don’t understand why people have to be so rude.
Kazi the Wonder Boo: I'M SORRY BUT I WORKED WITH... →
You think I’m an ignorant Lawyer And you’ve won so many cases I guess it must be so But still I cannot see If the stupid one is me How can there be so much that you don’t know? You don’t know … You think you own whatever case you sign on The Court room’s just a dead thing you can claim
oh my sweet cheeks of gumshoe, this worked out so perfectly
Oh my fucking god, tumblr how I've missed you
like seriously
I will never go so long without checking my dashboard because I forgot how hilarious and offensive you guys are
hahahahahaha I love you guys
snoozlebee:
dekutree:
acceptable pet names:
babe
baby
sweetie
cutie pie
darling
honey
unacceptable pet names:
boo boo sweetie oojy woojy poogy poo
cthulhu
sweet devil prince in the pale moon light
Leslie
floor
2% milk
Ella Fitzgerald
i think you have these mixed up
Nothing says romance and true love like Cthulhu
April 2013
“If you want to kill yourself, kill what you don’t like. I had an old self that I...”
– Vargus, Archie’s Final Project (via aeslehchelsea)
March 2013
vintageprincess48:
enjolrizzle:
wiccanthropy:
consultivedetectiveintraining:
eternalpurgatoryofdestiel:
agehachou:
having crumbs in your bra is one of the worst feelings in the world
have you ever stepped in a puddle with your socks on?
Have you ever had the dark lord scar you and kill your parents when you were a baby
Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon
have...
February 2013
